Thursday, April 2, 2009

Internal monologue #3

The wrath of Grandma:

I lost the children again! I can't believe this. I told those little rascals to stay put while I went to use the bathroom, and they took off on me! I've become so exhausted from running around in this noisy carnival, I don't know whether I should just stay her or go look for them again. Oh, what nerve those children have! Who does this to their own grandmother? They think I'm boring just because I've reached my old days. I may be old, buy I sure as darn not dull! I know how to have a good old fashioned time, but these little scoundrels never gave me a chance. They ignore me! Every time I come over to my daughter's place to take them out somewhere nice, they treat me as if I'm some some goldfish, opening and closing my mouth wordlessly. Well, I've I had just about enough of their shenanigans! They want to see old grandma do something exciting? Well, I'll just hire one of those clowns walking around to fetch them for me! Let's see how they'll like that!

Audience: children

Purpose: to show fair treatment towards older people

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