Drive Thur with Patrick Stewart
P: *driving* Jeez, that Laser quest game really worn me out.
K: Ha ha! Yeah, those kids chased you throughout the whole maze almost every game!
P: Well, even if they were going against the rules, I didn't back down.
K: Yeah, you totally went all Picard on them! You kept up with them pretty well for someone your age.
P: Yes, indeed. Even when your as old as I am, it's important to stay active. Oh, thank goodness there's a McDonald's at the end of the block. I would kill for a big mac, I'm starving. You?
K: Err, no thanks, not a fast food person.
P: Oh, come now. It's ok to have greasy food once in a while. Besides, I hardly ever seem to go out for fast food nowadays.
K: Oh...ok. I'll just have a pie.
P: Pie it is! *drives in* Hello? Yes, I'll have a big mac with fries and a large coke. I beg your--Captain Picard? Sorry? I don't know this Captain picard you speak of. No, and an apple pie too with--would you like a drink too?
K: Uh...sure, just a small one, thanks.
P: --A small coke. Yes, make it so. *drives to the pick up*
K: Can you do that thing? Please, pleaaaase!
P: Oh...alright. Warp speed. ENGAGE! *speeds up to the pick up*
K: xD
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