Hiking trip with Paris Hilton

Hiking Trip with Paris Hilton:

P: *huff huff* I...like...can't go *pant* any further *pant*
K: *rolls eyes* we've only been trekking for twenty minuets.
P: *stops* Yeah, well *huff* this is too tough, this bag is like, killing me!
K: Are you kidding? It's 16 an pound pack. I was nice enough to let you carry the lighter things because you're a beginner. I'm the one carrying all the extras, plus my own equipment. Trust me, it's not that bad.
P: I need to sit down.
K: Fine, we'll take a break if you feel you need one that badly.
P: *swats the air* Uuugg, these mosquitoes are so f*cking annoying.
K: Once you stop moving, eventually, they'll get you. So, get use to it. How are your feet, do you feel any hot spots?
P: *groan* No...How much further?
K: Well *opens map* We haven't reached the loop yet. But once we get there, it'll be around d six hours if we move quickly.
P: Uuuggg!! Six hours of this sh*t? I can't do this!
K: Well, this is you're last chance if you want to turn back, cause if you change your mind later on, it's gonna be a long way back.
P: Whatever. *gets back up* I don't care what my agents say, no amount of money is worth this.
K: You've probably heard people say this to you lots of times, weather it registered in your head or not, but you're a spoiled brat.
P: Excuse me?
K: Yeah, you won't do anything unless you have one of your servants to do it for you. The only type of work you do is shop and party. You need to learn to appreciate what nature has to offer and not take all your luxery for granted.
P: Who do you think you are, talking to me like that? Do you know who I am.
K: *sigh* All you care about is yourself. Look around you. Don't you think it's beautiful, being away from all the noise and building? No you wouldn't. You don't care. You'll never see life the way we see it.

Audience: Teens and adults
Purpose: To show how people are so self absorbed in their own world that they neglect nature and what it has to offer